stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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screechink:

Almost finished my new piece! Its called “The Apocalypse of Ed Gein”

Dip Pen and Ink.

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t